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French-Inspired Bodycon Midi Dress – Polo Neck, Long Sleeve, 3D Textured Knit (One Size, Polyester, Office-to-Apero Staple)
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2511.01
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Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.Item number: 31442812
Item specifics
Sleeve Length (Cm)
Long Sleeve
Gender
Women
Whether To Wear A Cap
No
Size
Regular
Skirt Length
Mid-Calf
Item description from the seller
"The Dress That Lies in French"
This knit magician turns "polyester" into "petite bourgeoisie chic". The optical-illusion 3D texture mimics €400 Jacquemus seams, while the Polo neckline keeps Dubai aunties nodding approvingly.
5 Reasons It’s Europe’s Worst-Kept Secret
✓ Silhouette Sorcery – Bodycon shape creates "I have a personal trainer" delusions.
✓ Heatwave Hero – Heat-set polyester won’t melt like cheaper knits in Riyadh summers.
✓ Stretch Conspiracy – Fits both "croissant-only diets" and "kebab-fueled weekends".
✓ Modesty Alibi – Long sleeves + midi length = Sharjah modesty law loophole.
✓ Jetlag Proof – Wrinkles vanish by the time you deplane at CDG.
Style It Like You Summer in Saint-Tropez
Corporate Espionage – Blazer + this dress = "My startup just got Series B".
Apero Ambush – Gold hoops + red version = "I definitely have Riviera connections".
Modesty Hack – Black under abaya = "Stealth wealth" at Dubai Fountain shows.
Warning: May trigger requests for "where you got that designer dress"














