Oversized Knit Cardigan & Wide-Leg Pants Set – Cozy Autumn Lounge Wear (XS-XXXL, Stretch Poly-Spandex, Minimalist Aesthetic)​

​​"Your Skin But Better"​​ This set isn’t clothing—it’s a ​​second epidermis​​ engineered for women who ​​fake productivity​​ between espresso shots. ​​5 Stealth Luxury Features​​ ✓ ​​Vanishing Waistband​​ – ​​No elastic digging during 3rd croissant​​. ✓ ​​Pocket Paradox​​ – ​​Holds phone invisibly yet accessible mid-yoga​​. ✓ ​​Shadow Pleats​​ – ​​Vertical seams create illusion of 3-inch height gain​​. ✓ ​​Liquid Drape​​ – ​​Cardigan cascades like Edward Gorey illustration​​. ✓ ​​Camouflage Seams​​ – ​​Jersey stitching disappears under trench coats​​. ​​Wear It Like You Forgot It​​ ​​Copenhagen Cyclist​​ – ​​Roll cuffs for instant "I bike to design museums" cred​​. ​​Montreal Poet​​ – ​​Layer over turtleneck to conceal ink stains​​. ​​Lisbon Surfer​​ – ​​Salt-crusted hem signals "I just came from the Atlantic"​​. ​​Warning: May cause strangers to confess secrets​​