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About this item
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Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.Item number: 31506974
Item specifics
Thickness
Standard
Pants Style
Wide Leg Pants
Colour
Blue
Pattern Type
Solid
Waist Type
Mid
Material
Polyester
Length
Long
Fabric Elasticity
Non-Stretch
Care Instructions
machine washable; no dry clean
Included Components
One-piece
Item description from the seller
Wear The Naughty List
These aren't sweatpants—they're tactical gear for holiday anarchists.
Yuletide Insurgency Specs
🔹 Fur-lined Mutiny – Plush interior hides contraband gingerbread
🔹 Cookie Heist Pockets – Secret slots for stolen milk glass evidence
🔹 Chimney Escape Cut – Baggy knees clear soot without slowing you down
🔹 Broken Candy Cane Stripes – Red/white pattern confuses surveillance elves
🔹 Gift Wrap Waistband – Stretches to fit smuggled fruitcake payloads
Holiday War Stories
Black Friday Veterans – Knees bruised from toy aisle ambushes
Eggnog Bootleggers – Pockets permanently spiced with nutmeg
Tree Lot Deserters – Pine needles embedded in every seam
Fabric Carol
"Not fleece – but shredded letters to Santa / Not stripes – but broken candy cane shivs / Not elastic – but stretched gift receipt tape"




















